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If you fell in love with a person whose picture you saw in National Geographic, would you marry him or her, or do you think the ten-inch earlobes, full-body tattooing, and the plates in their mouth would get in the way of having a meaningful relationship? If you could invent a holiday, what and when would it be? If you could live out a recent dream, which one would it be? Would it be a flying dream or a passionate dream? If you could bring one character to life from your favorite book, who would it be?
If you were to be eaten by a giant insect, which one would you rather be eaten by? If you had control of the Starship Enterprise for a week, what would do with it? Where would you go? If you and your dog could understand each other for just one minute, what would you say to it? What might it tell you? Which of the Brady sisters would be most likely to have gotten pregnant as a teen?
If they were making an after-school special about your life, what would it be called and who would you want to play you? If you could be forgiven for one sin or really bad thing that you did, for which thing would you ask forgiveness?
If you could live one day over, which one would it be? What about one year? If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, which food would it be? Would you What about one restaurather go sky rant? If you only had six months to live, what would you do with your time?
Would you do something outrageous and different or keep living your life as it is? If you were married and wanted to have children and there was a way to safely make men pregnant, who would carry the child to term? Who would complain more? Issues to consider: primary breadwinner, ease of finding maternity clothes. What would the world be like if we had to choose our careers at age ten?
Would the world be better or worse off? Issues to consider: the prevalence of firefighters, ballerinas, cowboys, and astronauts; personal satisfaction and happiness If you could have one superpower, what would it be and how would you use it?
What if you had to keep it that hot pink color? If they made an action figure of you, what gimmick would you have? If you could trade lives with anyone at all, would you do it and whom would you trade with? If you could trade clothes with anyone at all, would you do it and whom would you If you trade with? What about bodies? If a dead relative appeared to you and told you to give up all your earthly goods and go live on an island in the Caribbean to achieve eternal happiness, would you go?
If time is money, how much is a day worth? How much do you make every day? If you could take back something you said or did once, what would it be? What do you do with all those free labels non-profits and other charitable organizations send you in order to guilt you into making a donation? Is it wrong to use them without paying up, or are they just asking for it? If you had a theme song, what song would you At a urinal, is it wrong to look down? In a stall is it wrong to talk to the person next to you?
What if the song were played every time you entered a room or walked down the street? Would this change your choice? When video phones become ubiquitous do you think we should be able to blur our identities like they do on cop video shows? Otherwise, how can we make crank calls?
If the one person you hate most in the world needs a kidney transplant, and you are the only person with a healthy kidney who is a perfect match for that person, would you give up your organ? Do you want your funeral to be a somber affair or a big party with lots of food and music? Issues to consider: how much you want them to enjoy it Is dog food cheaper than baby food? Would you like to know the precise date and method of your death? What would you do to plan for it? What would you wear?
Which is worse: a paper cut or a skinned knee? Is it more embarrassing to burp in public, to fart in public, or to If you could be invisible for an hour every day, what would you do during that hour? Would you rather be a butterfly or a cockroach? Issues to consider: life span, aesthetics, Who would durability, cuisine Remember to keep it short and simple.
What would you order for your final meal? Issues to consider: heartburn, allergies, preparation time Who would win a death match between a nun and a Buddhist monk? Issues to consider: use of rulers as weapons, martial arts expertise If you were on Star Search, what category would you compete in—singer, comedian, actor, or TV spokesmodel? If you were kidconscientious napped, what would stupidity.
What color of shag carpet best describes your personality? Would you rather be hunted by a pack of wild animals or by a group of men? Issues to consider: Militia groups, sharpness of teeth, food chain If you were God and wanted to create a strange hybrid of creature like a platypus what would you create?
Why do you think God created the platypus—was He smoking something in the Garden of Eden? When you close your eyes are you seeing black or are you seeing nothing at all? What do you think is the correct way to fend off a shark attack? If you had to defuse a bomb how would you choose between the red wire, the blue wire, and the yellow wire? Is stealing office supplies from work any different from shoplifting? If you were an evil mastermind trying to take over the world and you had just captured James Bond, would you place him in an unnecessarily complex deathtrap out of your line of vision utilizing, say, a slow-moving laser, or a slowmotion platform that lowered him into a pool of piranhas , or would you just shoot him yourself?
Is James Bond a sex addict or just a slut? Given the choice between being a highly successful professional magician, a highly successful professional ice skater, a highly successful professional clown, or a highly successful professional exercise guru, which would you select, assuming they all received the same level of compensation? Do you ever find yourself avoiding lines or cracks in the sidewalk? What about avoiding ladders?
Crossing against the light and looking both ways? Not eating food that has dropped on the ground? What other silly superstitions do you still Do you believe in? Do clowns ever have bad days at work? What do you think they do to cheer themselves up—or do they just get drunk? In a beehive, would you be the queen bee, a worker bee, or a drone?
If by simply downing a can spinach you could temporarily bring superhuman strength to any part of your body, which part would you select? Do you think the alphabet is in the right order, or should all the vowels be together? Sing your new alphabet song. Can you think of better words for each? Would you rather have a life preserver under your seat on an airplane or a parachute? After all, the seat cushions may be used as a flotation device. Would you because it is so plentiful, is the rather be sitting basic building block of the universe.
I say that there is really obese on more stupidity than hydrogen, and an airplane that is the basic building block of flight, or somethe universe. Issues to consider: The talkative person might be really annoying and the obese person might leak over into your personal space, but if the window next to you exploded the obese person might plug it up.
Why do some people get to ride those carts in airports and others have to hoof it? If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money? If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn? If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? Is a castrated pig disgruntled? Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? Is a small pig called a hamlet? Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? Is drilling for oil boring? Is duck tape made out of ducks? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is the nose the scenter of the face? Is this bullshit or fertilizer? Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell? Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? What are imitation rhinestones? What do batteries run on? What do chickens think we taste like?
What do penguins wear for play clothes? What do people in China call their good plates? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What do they call a French kiss in France? What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company? What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? What do you call a male ladybug? What do you call male ballerinas? What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? What happened to the first 6 UP's? What happens if you get scared half to death, What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? What happens when none of your bees wax? What happens when you swallow your pride? What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead? What if someone died in the living room? What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
What is "Soft Liquor"? What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? What is a refried bean?
Why do they have to fry it twice? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? What is the diameter of a square? What is the speed of dark? What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum? What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders? What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G? What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped? What's the synonym for thesaurus?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? When day breaks who fixes it? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? When night falls who picks it up? When people lose weight, where does it go? When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? When we say our mind wanders - where does it go? When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket? Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where does the white go when the snow melts? Where does your lap go when you stand up? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
Where is Old Zealand? Which is the other side of the street? Is it too hot? Mum asks the person in the shower. You don't like it? Mum asks from underneath a plate of spaghetti. Some are possible. A few are probable. But most are definitely impossible, except in a child's imagination.